alice and bob

I've already read this xkcd comic many times but still can't keep not rofl when reading it again, esp. cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365 last scene:

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Alice and Bob

Alice is sending her message to Bob
Protecting that transmission is crypto’s job
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It’s hard to get that secret message sent

Work tries to deposit a check of your salary
But with no crypto it’ll be changed by Mallory
You think no one will see what it is you believe
But you should never forget cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365re’s always an Eve

(Chorus)

‘Cause I’m encrypting sh*t like every single day
Sending data across cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365 network in a safe way
Protecting messages to make my pay
If you hack me, you’re guilty under DMCA

DES is wrong if you listen to NIST
Double DES ain’t no better, man, that got dissed
Twofish for AES that was Schneier’s wish
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And Bruce used its fame to make a few grand
Use ECB and I’ll crack your cipher text
Try CFB mode to keep everyone perplexed

(Chorus)

Random numbers ain’t easy to produce
Do it wrong and your key I’ll deduce
RSA only public cipher in cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365 game
Creating it helped give Rivest his fame

If we could factor large composites in poly time
We’d have enough money to not have to rhyme
Digesting messages with a hashing function
Using SHA-1 or else won’t cause dysfunction

(Chorus)

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