Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Me, My Book, and Sguil Are "Bilanoed"

I am happy to report that myself, my book The Tao of Network Security Monitoring, and our suite Sguil have been "Bilanoed." I have coined this term to refer to being parodied by Mr. Billy B. Bilano. I first became aware of this fictional (man, I hope he's fictional) character when he described a "crypto virus" on cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365 Full-Disclosure list. Watching people feed cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365 troll was hilarious. Bill's latest message can be found in his posting to Snort-users. Here is an excerpt:

"See, at first I decided I would use this Squil IDS thing but that crazy Russian guy that wrote down cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365 docs said I needed to keep every packet in a database (who has time for being a packet rat like that?) to make sure I don't get hackered by cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365 nerds! Well that makes a whole hell of a lot of sense! If you keep cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365m online in a database and you get hacked cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365n cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365 hacker will be able to just copy and paste cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365m packets and whammo! Instant replay attack! Maybe I should I gift wrap cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365m too? Smart thinking cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365re you Bolshevik dundernuts! First Northcut drops his drawers at SANS and now this Betjitch guy wants to pinch it off for cá cược thể thao bet365_cách nạp tiền vào bet365_ đăng ký bet365 hackers! His book should be called Tao of Network Reach-arounds!"

My reply is also available.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!